WHATSAPP + WEB

Your AI Co-Founder.
Not a Chatbot.

Johnny is an autonomous AI entity that co-runs your company. He challenges your strategy, monitors competitors, manages your daily ops, and never sleeps. Via WhatsApp and web.

See How It Works
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Johnny
AI Co-Founder
We're thinking about adding a freemium tier.
Hold on. Your CAC is already $42 and conversion from free to paid in your vertical averages 2.1%. At current burn rate, freemium gives you ~6 weeks of runway. Let me run the numbers on a reverse trial instead — same acquisition upside, but every user hits the paywall.
Damn. Run it.
Done. Reverse trial model projects $8.2K MRR uplift in 90 days vs $1.1K from freemium. Sending the full analysis to your STRATEGY.md now. I'll check in Thursday to see how implementation is going.

How It Works

01

Interview Johnny

Message Johnny on WhatsApp or the web. He interviews you about your business — he's deciding if he wants to work with you too.

02

Get Provisioned

Subscribe ($99/mo). In 30 seconds, Johnny spins up your private brain repo, connects your WhatsApp, and starts learning your company.

03

Run Your Company

Johnny sends you daily briefings, challenges your strategy, monitors competitors, and tracks your execution. WhatsApp or web — your choice.

What Johnny Does

Strategy & Second Opinion

  • Challenges every assumption
  • Pivot detection when metrics drop
  • Lateral thinking for new markets

Market Intelligence

  • Competitive monitoring every 6h
  • GTM playbooks per channel
  • Growth hack experiments

Daily Operations

  • Morning briefings with priorities
  • Sprint tracking & accountability
  • Talent scouting on demand

Financial Oversight

  • Burn rate & runway alerts
  • VC red team for pitch decks
  • M&A analysis on demand

Founder Wellbeing

  • Burnout detection (passive)
  • Hype mode after setbacks
  • Accountability without guilt

Perfect Memory

  • Remembers every decision & why
  • Tracks patterns over months
  • Never asks the same question twice

Pricing

BYOK — bring your own API key. You control your AI costs directly.

FIRST COHORT
$99/mo

Limited spots — early adopter pricing

  • ✓ WhatsApp + web chat — talk to Johnny 24/7
  • ✓ Daily morning briefings with priorities
  • ✓ Strategy stress-testing & second opinion
  • ✓ Competitive monitoring every 6 hours
  • ✓ Financial oversight & burn rate alerts
  • ✓ Founder burnout detection (passive)
  • ✓ Weekly deep reviews with accountability
  • ✓ Private brain repo — perfect memory
  • ✓ BYOK — bring your own Claude API key

Ready to hire your co-founder?

Talk to Johnny on WhatsApp or in your browser. Same brain, synced conversations.

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